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This is theme option #2. Look around and see what you think. If you like it the best of the three, vote for it on the main blog.

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Friday Message 2/18/11

Announcements
Poll: I was really surprised by the amount of people out there that don’t like breast implants. Guess i should be glad with what nature gave me then lol.

Friday caps: Sorry for them taking so long but I left over the week and just got back, which is why I am doing them now. Its also a double dose of flattening!

Sad and Happy: I’m disappointed that more people haven’t sent caps in for galleries in the *SC* section, but at the same time am happy at the amount of work coming for all the other blogs and what not around the net. And the amount of work coming out now is probably the highest it has been in a long time, so I am definitely more happy than sad 😛

Blog moved: Mutatus Mutandis has now moved to wordpress, so my link is updated and now takes you to the correct place.

Another new blog: [pending info…]

In the business

I, like many of the other women in flat modelling don’t usually get into the industry by choice. Most don’t realize what a job really entails until the photo shoot is over and one of the photographers walks over to them and rolls them up into a tube for delivery. But once I finished my first job, I realized how easy the money what from flat modelling and knew I couldn’t leave. And most would think that it would be annoying to be a poster on a wall for three months (or more), but it can be relaxing, and once your time is up and you’re restored, you can just have a month of shopping sprees till your next job. Plus I’ve been hung up in all sorts of places around town like the subway, a bus stop, and on a taxi. Although now I’m not sure if this new job was such a good idea. I originally applied for it because I heard it was for a massive billboard in the middle of town and I knew it would look good on my resume. But I didn’t realize till after all the crushing and expanding and crushing, that I was in an iPod ad and that they had just turned me into a silhouette of myself. So now if any ad agencies see me up here, they’ll have no idea who I am because they can’t see my face… Oh well, only 5 more months of this and then I can go for that job as a lingerie model poster in a Victoria’s Secret window.

Quick learner

Kristina: Wow Babe, I didn’t know that you knew origami.

Haruka: Well I didn’t until a weeks days ago. But when you told me about your fetish of being flattened, I figured I should learn it in case we ever got enough money to take you to “Transform your Life” Clinic. Who would have thought that the day would come so quickly that I would drop you off there and a few days later, receive you in the mail. Sorry though that it took me so many tries to figure out hold you fold you correctly, I was used to square pieces of paper, not one in the shape of a woman.

Kristina: Its alright, I’m just glad you didn’t get too frustrated and crumple me up and throw me away.

Haruka: Oh, I could never do that to you Hun, I needed you to be a beautiful swam so that I can bring you into work with me and put you on my desk with all the other origami animals I’ve done. But don’t worry, you wont get lost in them, I’ll use a magic marker and put a “K” on you so I know which swan in you.

All natural bras

Vanessa (right): Hey there, wanna try one of our vegan hotdogs?

Guy (out of frame): HA! Hell no! I’ll take real meat any day over that fake crap!

Vanessa: Thats too bad then… *Poof!* Awwww, look how big and strong you are now Mr. Lettuce Head! *laughs*

Guy: Oh god, what have you done to me?

Vanessa: Why you silly boy. When ever some macho guy comes up to us and insults us like that, we make him into something more useful. For most guys, they become one of our tasty veggy dogs or burgers, but since we’ve had our current lettuce bras for a day now, its time to get some new green to go there, and thats where you come in. Every time someone comes and orders a veggy burger, we’ll take the lettuce right off our bras and put it on their burger, and then take another leave off of you to replace it. It helps to boost sales when guys buy burgers just for the lettuce that was right up against our bosoms. But don’t worry, just like that other guy, we’ll keep your last few leafs as our bras for a day so you can enjoy the time before you’re put on your last burger. *laughs* Too bad you weren’t just a bit later though, or you could have been our panties instead, since we can’t legally sell lettuce thats been down there, we just use a new leaf of your’s each day till you run out…

Only gets better

It’s only been a few months so far with my best-friend as my breasts, but they have been the best months of my life. I’ve been asked out more times than I ever had before, clothing fits me way better, and I always have my bestest friend right here with me. And sure, after the first month they lost the ability to talk, but I actually like them better silent. Plus Chad just asked me out, which was bound to happen eventually because I know he loves big boobs, so there is no way I can turn my bestie back anytime soon or Chad will definitely break up with me. But they are my best friend after all, so I know they would do they right thing and would want me to leave them how they are for as long as I need them. Which with Chad will hopefully be a long time! *Hehehe* And with a boyfriend, I’ll really start to get some use out of my new assets!

Changed moving caps

As most of you will notice fairly quickly, there is no more message at the top of the screen telling you how to access the moving caps. That is because I finally went back through them all and made them into full pics that you have to click on to view the animation and it is all quite strait-forward and easy now, so the password is a thing of the past.

Check them out here:
Moving caps Gallery

(plus I really didn’t like having that message at the top of the blog all the time, it looks neater now)

Valentine's Day cap

Click the preview to view the full caption.

Show off (part 2)

Part 1

Alt pic – big boobs

Chelsea: Oh Jessica, you probably thought you looked so hot today coming to school in just a pair of boy-shorts, but little did you know that I learned a new spell. It allowed me to turn you and your stupid boy-shorts into a beautiful dress for me to wear. But thats not all, it also enchants you to make my breasts into a nice pair of DD’s. Because I figure having to hold them up for a while will be a good way to teach you not to be such a show-off.

Jessica (thinking): *Gulp* I really hope Mike comes out of this alright. I really don’t want to lose my favorite pair of boy-shorts.

Show off

Alt pic 1 – big boobs edit 1
Alt pic 2 – big boobs edit 2

Mike: Oh my gosh Jess, I can’t believe you’re really going to go to classes today just wearing me!

Jessica: Yeah Hun, I figure its a hot day outside, so even with just you down there, my legs wont get cold, and you are actually long enough to basically be short shorts, so I’m not breaking any rules by wearing just you. And as long as Chelsea doesn’t get mad at me for thinking I’m trying to show off, I don’t think anyone will care.

Mike: Awesome! I can’t wait for when you are in class sitting in your desk with me in between the chair and your ass getting squished by that amazing rear end of yours.

Jessica: Well then you’ll love today, I have a 3 hour lecture to go to, and 2 hours of classes after that. So you’ll get lots of what you want.

Part 2