Secret lovers

Jenny (out of frame): So you said you had something to show me?

Raku: Yeah it’s Mandy.

Jenny: Where?

Raku: Shes my dress.

Jenny: What? How?

Raku: Her parents came to my house this morning crying saying the had found a note that said Mandy found a company that turns people into living clothing and that she had always been secretly in love with me.

Jenny: Whats she feel like?

Raku: Well shes always warm and every now and then I can feel what I think is her grabbing my boobs. The instructions that came with her said though that she will lose movement in a week or so. Till then though I think it feels nice.

Jenny: Did the instructions come with a phone number of the company by chance?

Raku: Yes, here you go. Why do you want it though?

Jenny: Dont worry about it…

*4 days later a package arrived at Raku’s door. She opened it to find a pair on panties with a “J” on them. Then she understood why she wanted the phone number. She quickly took off her current pair and put her old friend to work*

Red carpet action

Celeb this week: Christina Hendricks
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jnrnAfoYMA

My wife thought a good way to make money would be for her to use her magic to turn me into a dress and sell me to some honeywood store. Unfortunately for me though, I was bought by THE Christina Hendricks, and with the amount of work I’m doing now, I’ll be lucky to make it through the night.

On a cold night

Cassy: I should have known you got all that money from loan sharks when you couldn’t tell me where it came from. Now look what they did, they dumped us both in the desert and took all of our clothes. The only way to prevent me from freezing to death was to turn you into something to wear. And I’m going to be wearing you like this till we can get back to the nearest town, which based on how long we were on the road could be days away, and by then the spell will be permanant. I hope your happy.

Dress: *thinking* When I took out that loan from them, I had no idea they would do this to us, but now that my girlfriend has done this to me, I’m sort of hoping the nearest town isn’t anywhere near by.

Drive of shame

(back story: this is one of my senior pics from a few years ago and after I shared it with a friend of mine, we thought it would be fun to do a colaberation cap. That friend is cm3fan by the way. And the ideas are both of ours, just written by me)

Ashley: Hey, stop squirming down there.

Paul: I’m sorry, I just don’t want to be your dress anymore. Especially with all that I have to hold up.

Ashley: Well you wanted to come to my senior pictures, offered to drive me, and offered to pick up the dress from the tailor, which you failed at, so I had to improvise.

*click, flash*

Ashley: There, that was the last picture, I’ll turn you back when I get home.

Ashley-thinking: Hmmm, I wonder what that part in the spell book was about sudden bursts of light affecting the spell? Oh well, probably nothing.

Break it, you buy it

Once I heard about the world’s most expensive dress store, I knew I had to go there. Ever since I married my insanely rich husband I’ve been looking for new ways to blow lots of money. But once I got to the store, I found out why the dresses are so expensive… They use magic to make them out of people. Anyone you want too, and they stay as a dress for a full month.

So of course I had to talk my hubby into becoming my dress. Although now that he’s been this way for almost a month, I realize how nice it is to not have him around telling me To should stop spending money.

But there is one little problem with the spells they use to transform the people, and that’s that if they get wet, they can’t be turned back. They say problem, I say solution to my money needs for the rest of my life!

Were-dress

(Request: 8 of 10)

Kelsey: Hey Wendie, guess who I’m wearing?

Wendie(out of frame): I don’t know many fashion designers.

Kelsey: You don’t have to! It’s Connie!

Wendie: Your dress is Connie?

Kelsey: Yeah, appearently a witch cast a spell on her and she becomes a were-dress every new moon, and anyone who wears her becomes a dress as well when the sun comes up.

Wendie: Wait, you’re going to be a dress too?

Kelsey: Yeah, at sunrise she will turn back and I will become a dress.

Wendie: But how long will you be on for?

Kelsey: She didn’t say, just said I should go to sleep in your closet and then as a dress I can help you until you get your next raise at work.

Wendie, thinking: (stupid Kelsey, I got fired yesterday. Although, I did tell Connie I needed more clothes, I’ll have to thank her in the morning for the donation)

Grounded

Father: Hey, where did you get that new dress? And more importantly, where is our daughter?

Mother: Well she used me last night, when she had me take her over to her boyfriend’s house for what I thought was a study session. But really they made out all night.

Father: So?

Mother: Well, to answer both your questions at once: she used me, so now I’m using her.

Love old school

Most witches now a days don’t understand the importance of old magic books, but they provide such great spells. I mean look at this beautiful dress that Jeff became. Although these old spells have a one day limit… Till it’s permenant that is. And Jeff has been a great dress all week.

Match maker

Oh my gosh, you’re so tight all over my body Josh. You are so soft! And your amazing fabric is rubbing against my nipples. If you don’t stop rubbing me soon, everybody is going to notice. Although that guy over there is very handsome. Ha! Looks like my ex boyfriend is going to help me get my new boyfriend then.

Resistance

Howard: Oh no! How could you, I’m a dress now! But you said I was going to come with you to the ball tonight…

Megan: With… On… Same thing.

Not shut up and show more cleavage damn it!